Christian Bellows Timeless Truths in a World of Lies

A Fundamentalist Apologetics Satire

Independent Bible Church Pastor. Unaccredited Bible College President. World-Renowned Biblical Scientist. The Apologist of the Great Plains.

For more than forty years, the Dr. Rev. Christian Bellows has trained generations of Christian fundamentalists to be men of light in a world of darkness, men of goodness in a world of evil, men of truth in a world of lies.

But the battle is getting worse, the attacks from the evil one are increasing. Evolutionists, abortionists, feminists, Mohammadeans, homosexuals, and Democrats, they are all threatening to lead the world to hell in a handbasket.

Is there any hope? Can the Apologist of the Great Plains help us?

Yes, he can! But while Dr. Rev. Bellows is without a doubt an extraordinary specimen, he cannot do it all by himself. He needs you to join him! That’s why he wrote this book. The Lord’s army needs more soldiers with sharpened King James swords, ready to do battle against the godless liberals.

This is your training manual. The time is now, so do not delay. Open this book and you too will discover how a Christian Bellows timeless truth in a world of lies.