My next book is going to be published later this month. It’s my first satire and it was probably the most fun I ever had writing a book. Here is the title, subtitle, and table of contents.
Christian Bellows:
Timeless Truth in a World of Lies
(A Fundamentalist Apologetics Satire)
Table of Contents
Introduction from Christian Bellows: America, Not So Great?
1: Lies about Truth
Lie 1: There is no truth but my truth
Lie 2: You can’t know the truth
Lie 3: You can’t be certain of the truth
2: Lies about God
Lie 1: The universe created itself
Lie 2: The world does not have a designer
Lie 3: Morality is just made-up
Lie 4: Atheists believe God doesn’t exist
Lie 5: Evil is a problem for God’s existence
3: Lies about Science
Lie 1: Real scientists are not Christians
Lie 2: The Earth is Old
Lie 3: Human beings evolved from monkeys
Lie 4: There is not enough water to have a global flood
Lie 5: The animals would not be able to get to the Ark in time
Lie 6: There is no evidence for the Ark
4: Lies about the Bible
Lie 1: The Bible is just a human book
Lie 2: God did not command the killing of the Canaanites
Lie 3: You can’t be certain that Jesus is the messiah
5: Lies about Doctrine
Lie 1: We are not really that sinful
Lie 2: Jesus came to love, not to judge
Lie 3: Hell is not forever
6: Lies about Holiness
Lie 1: Homosexuals can be united in marriage
Lie 2: You can be a Christian and pro-abortion
Lie 3: Transvestite story-time is just an innocent way to hear stories
Lie 4: Christians can support the Democrat-Communist Agenda
A Prayerful and Praiseful Conclusion
