Adapted from a tweet I posted this morning:
Christian: You call yourself a “naturalist”?
Christian: And what is that?
Naturalist: Only nature exists.
Christian: And what is “nature”?
Naturalist: Whatever science says exists.
Christian: And what does science say exists?
Naturalist: That’s to be determined.
Christian: So what you believe exists is to be determined?
Naturalist: Er, I guess so.