First Dave Fletcher picked on my head. Now he’s picking on my glasses! Surely this is going too far! Did I ask to have OD (i.e. right eye) 2.50-100×075 and OS (left eye) 1.25-0.75×100?
The worst part is that my glasses can’t speak for themselves. They didn’t ask to be pulled into this dispute. All they do is sit on my nose minding their own business.
Dave’s unwarranted attack has got me thinking. Check out this poster at my school announcing an upcoming class for spring 2012. One Monday morning I came to school to discover that my face was full of pinholes. After a brief investigation I concluded that the likely culprit was one or more of the kids from the rowdy Sunday school that meets on campus Sunday mornings. Case closed, right?
Now I’m not so sure. Where was Dave Fletcher on the weekend of March 24-25 2012?