James Tracy kindly drew a cartoon Randal Rauser. The glasses and schnoz are about right, and the hairline is pretty close (especially since my wife found her barber kit in the basement last week) though the chin is a little too wide and the forearms are rather beefy. But what am I complaining about? You get what you (don’t) pay for, eh?
James’ suggestion is that we have a caption contest. Fine with me. The winner gets a postcard from me mailed to the address of your choice!
I’ll start off with my own caption entry to get the ball rolling. (Yes, I’m the sole judge, and yes this does represent a potential conflict of interest, but really, who cares?)
My entry: “The face of reason wears wire-rimmed glasses.”